The Great Thanksgiving Pee Scandal of 2009
I have teenaged granddaughters that are two of the greatest lights in my life. They are beautiful, intelligent, snarky and funny - so funny that they make me laugh until I'm dizzy on a regular basis. They do a marvelous rendition of "There's a Skeeter on My Peter, Get It Off" that once upon a time almost made me wreck my car on a backwoods Gaston County road. Because I love them so much, for this story their names will be redacted and they will be referred to as Thing 1 and Thing 2. Thanksgiving of 2009 was pretty much the norm for our family. All of the kids and grandkids came over and ate everything I made in about 30 minutes. I had the honor of cleaning up afterwards while they sat around and watched TV, ran up the Pay-Per-View bill, and threw casual and sometimes not-so-casual insults at each other. No bloodshed, thank goodness, though in honor of the day they might have kept the physical violence out of my sight. As the sun began to set, all of the young'